If they're hardcore: tribal tats, an affiliate t-shirt with a bad-ass logo, the Vibram five fingers, knee socks, board shorts and a wallet chain (see the video below), and of course, going shirtless (note, the harder the work out, the more naked you must become). But don't get caught making fun, because CF'ers could rip your head off and squat thrust your torso and wall ball your head 5 rounds, 100 reps each, for time. Nuanced or not, there are several ways to spot one. CrossFitters aren't dorks, they're just CrossFitters. I still consider myself an outsider in the world of CrossFit, quietly working out and whining about it on my blog, but I've gotten a sneak peak of this elite culture, and it can be funny.

What makes enthusiasts so interesting is the culture they create that, to them, is normal, but to outsiders, is freakish. Sure, I'm probably making fun because of my low self-esteem and insecurity, because I can't do 100 pull ups or never puked after a work out, or whatever. CrossFitters are no exception.except that they look cool, or so they think. Trekkies, Nascar fans, fantasy role playing gamers, intensive in-line skaters, etc. I like making fun of people, especially people who are so nerdily into something they create a sort of cult.

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